Yeah. And no sex for you either.
HEY NO FAIR! I like sex….fine…well..I may ‘ave gotten very very drunk last night…an’ maybe…just maybe I did somethin’ tha’ I shouldn’t ‘ave done….
Get back here or I’m never letting you bring whipped cream into bed ever again.
You don’t really mean tha’ do yer babe?
Seamus arched an eyebrow but came sheepishly back into the kitchen.
How about you serve me those with a bit of ‘what has Seamus done’ on top?
How ‘bout a lil’ whipped cream instead eh? I know how yer love whipped cream, lemme just go grab it from tha’ fridge yer?….I’ll be RIGHT back…
Are you ill? Did you get in trouble?
Yer seriously babe, I made…pancakes…it’s tha’ only god damn thing tha’ I know how ter make but…yeah. Ya hungry? Me? In trouble? No no…I didn’t do nuttin’ wrong I swear, I just…naaaahhh…tis grand. Yer want syrup with those hun?
…and my boyfriend isn’t in bed.
Well why do yer always expect tha’ worst of me eh? Maybe I got up early an’ made yer some breakfast or somethin’!?
And then you can get rid of her and come suck me off.
Oh I’m very ready.
Mmmm you know I will baby…I’ll suck you off until you come in my mouth..
Mmm I’m MORE than ready baby….lets go…the quicker we leave the sooner I can get home and pleasure my man.
What exactly are you going to achieve by keeping this box? You’re just going to end up stuck in the goddamn past. You’ll be on your fucking deathbed clutching onto this shit when you could have spent your time way, WAY more productively.
I don’t CARE ray! I don’t give a flyin’ fuck if yer think I should get rid of this stuff. It’s special ter me. It reminds me of a time when I was actually fuckin’ happy fer once. A time when my life wasn’t complete fuckin’ shit. I don’t ‘ave any one no more. No one. At least HE gave a fuck ‘bout me…he damn well loved me an’ I doubt ANYONE will EVER be able ter love a monster like me…tha’ is why he left. He knew wha’ I was. He knew wha’ I ‘ad done an’ he couldn’t BE with me no more. No one is ever gonna wanna be with a fuck up like me, NO ONE. So I’ll cling on ter tha’ tiny shred of hope tha’ maybe Jacky will come back ter me one day…maybe he’ll forgive me.
Maybe. Now come on Seamus, no more kissing.
Otherwise we’ll never get to the damn place.
I know it does….I can see it in yer eyes, babe. I’m gonna find me a gorgeous woman an’ charm her in ter comin’ back ter my place an’ getting on her knees an’ suckin’ my big thick cock…
Okay okay FINE are yer ready ter leave?
Shut the fuck up, Seamus. I like vagina and I kiss a man everyday.
Mmmm how can I saw no to that?! God dammit…..you’re awfully frisky babe…it it makin’ yer horny thinkin’ about me hittin’ on women?