Ray allowed himself to be pulled onto Seamus’ lap, rolling his eyes at the man’s sudden enthusiasm but letting a small smile tug at the corner of his lips too. He locked his eyes on the man as he spoke quite contently about the possibility of them having a kid. It was moments like this that Ray felt like his heart might explode. It was also moments like this that he felt disgusted by the magnitude of his own emotions. In the end, he moved his hand to Seamus’, his thumb strategically stroking the man’s jaw as he muttered an ‘I love you’ and leaned in to kiss him.
Seamus smiled up at his boyfriend, a big cheesy kind of grin. He knew that in this moment he’d never been happier. Every day he’d spend with Ray made him fall in love deeper and deeper. The fact that he was actually considering the possibility of having a child with Ray now, blew his mind. He’d never even considered it but now, more than anything he wanted to raise a baby with Ray. They already had a cat and a dog but more than that Seamus wanted a family, a real family to call his own and to love and protect and raise with Ray. Seamus wanted a child. “I love you so much” Seamus grunted back as he kissed his man back lovingly on the lips.
It is when you put it THAT way! Why do you have to be so crude?
Well I’m always crude but yer know it’s kindda odd fer ya ter be askin’ yer old man fer help with pleasurin’ a guy?! What do yer expect me ter tell ya?!
"It’s pretty. And I want to be a princess today. Princesses play football too, daddy. I can still run, look." And as if to prove his point, he ran around Seamus then stopped in front of him, his eyes directed upwards at his father. "See?" He then grabbed Seamus’ hand and tugged at it. "Can we go now? Pleaseeeeee?"
"Okay okay, yer can be a princess any day of tha’ week kiddo, don’t ever think tha’ I wouldn’t let yer be a princess" he chuckled shaking his head "Alright, I believe tha’ yer can run!" he said shaking his head as his son ran circles around him in a dress. "Alright we can go" he muttered as he couldn’t think of any other legitimate excuses to stop Reilly from wearing a dress to the play park. He let Reilly take is hand and the two of them went out to the car.
Reilly fell back onto his butt when Catsby came around. He let the cat snuggle up to him and sit practically on top of him and giggled as the cat did so. Reilly frowned a little when Catsby started purring though. “Daddy, what is Catsby doing?” He looked up confused before firing another question. “Daddy, why does papa have to go school?”
Seamus beamed when Reilly wobbled over onto his butt, he was the cutest thing. Seamus still didn’t know how he got so lucky to have made such an adorable kid. He assumed most of Reilly’s genes came from Ray. He rolled his eyes a little as Catsby snuggled up to Reilly “Catsby is purrin’ baby, it means he likes you!” he smiled crouching down and ruffling Reilly’s hair. “Papa is going to school so he can learn how ter be a teacher” he explained to his son.
"Shut up, Seamus. You’re ridiculous." Ray shook his head, putting the hot dog aside on the empty bag and grabbing Seamus by the collar and pulling him on top of him. "You put on this stupid, tough, mechanic guy look when your heart is bigger than your dick and that one’s impressive. You baby the fuck out of Barko, even if some of your parental techniques are flawed. Like the constant cursing and bad habits. But if you think that you’d be a bad father, you’re just fooling yourself. I could sit here for a WEEK and list all the reasons why you’re wrong but quite frankly I don’t have that sort of time. Would I like a baby with you? MAYBE. Maybe I wouldn’t mind having a child with your stupid, blue eyes or your stupid nose or whatever. No need to make a big deal of it or anything."
Seamus just laughed, he shook his head leaning in and gripping Ray’s collar and pulling him close, pressing his lips against his boyfriends. “Shhhhh” he murmured against his mouth. “Why yer gotta always be on tha’ defence huh? Yer got these book fer a reason obviously?” he said with a little smile “I would love ter ‘ave a family with yer more than anything, I mean…we already got us a lil’ family here already with Barko and Catsby an’ having a son or daughter ter call our own? Just imagine it Ray! I know tha’ neither of us think we ‘ave much experiance raisin’ kids but yer know what? We love each other don’t we? More than anythin’ an’ I think tha’ if we ‘ad a baby together we’d love tha’ kid more than we love tha’ air we breath!” he insisted as he pulled Ray on to his lap now, gripping his boyfriends hips. He grinned happily “But Uhh…this might sound stupid but…how do we…uhhh…make a baby? Like two guys an’ all…can we? I know there is adoption an’ all but can two guys ‘ave a baby together? I don’t know nothin’ about this shit so yer gonna ‘ave ter help me yer?” he smiled.
Daddy, don’t even pretend that you were legal when you lost your virginity.
I don’t know, I just figured most of it is kind of similar but the.. you know, the oral.. part of it.
Well I…..maybe I wasn’t but I WAS legal when I lost it to a boy!Yer want me, yer own dad, ter give ya tip on how ter suck a guy off?! Reilly don’t yer think tha’ is a wee bit inapropriate?
Ray put the biggest scowl on his face to prevent any possibility of a smile creeping up onto his lips. There was no way he’d smile like a fool in front of Seamus just because he’s being a stupid, cute bastard saying them things and eating that stupid hot dog and probably dropping bits of ketchup and hot dog everywhere. “Yes, Seamus, Ray Trovatelli - the least suitable father candidate - wants a baby, where is the logic gone?” And with that he pressed his feet against Seamus’ side and pushed him off the couch.
"Nahhh yer see what’s funny about tha’ is tha’ fact tha’ yer are considering ‘aving a baby with ME!" he laughed even harder almost choking on his hot dog now. "Me?! a father?! Ha! Tha’ is 10 times more laughable than tha’ idea of you as a father" he smirked shaking his head as Ray’s feet again him made him fall to the floor. He was in far too good of a mood to care. He simply stood back up and sat back down on the couch "I actually think tha’ yer would be an amazin’ daddy, just sayin’" he said as he shrugged his shoulders a little.
Daddy… Don’t freak out. I’m not even a virgin anymore.. I just haven’t done with a boy and.. I thought.. I don’t know, I thought maybe you could, uh.. give me some.. tips. I don’t know, I’m sorry I asked, okay?
Wait…hold up….did yer just say tha’ yer not a virgin?!Reilly?! What tha’ fuck?! Yer just a kid, you don’t need ter be ‘aving sex at yer age. God! Yer barely even legal ter HAVE sex at all!?
Oh wait…yer….not a virgin with tha’ ladies? I see…but now yer want ter ‘ave sex with a boy? I think yer gotta be 18 in Florida ter do tha’….not tha’ anyone is gonna check but still…
What kind of tips are yer even looking for?!
Ray took the hot dog from Seamus gratifully. He had half a mind to just stuff his mouth with it so he could not humanly respond to whatever Seamus’ next remark would be but he decided against it. If he did that he might end up dropping some of the mustard onto his shirt or the couch. He didn’t need that sort of stress in his life. He rolled his eyes a little as Seamus spoke again. With his eyes slightly narrowed, he suggested. “Can I distract you with sex?”
Seamus grinned a little “Yer know tha’ would usually work but fer once I am actually genuinely too curious about why yer got these book eh? Is is YOU tha’ wants a baby eh? I mean we already gots cats an’ dogs I guess a kid is tha’ next step eh?” he said as if this the most normal conversation in the world to be having. “Would you like ter ‘ave a baby with me?!” Seamus grinned a big cheesy smile at Ray. He wasn’t about to let the subject drop any time soon.
"Barko…" Reilly mumbled, and giggled at the thought of the dog. "Daddy!" He exclaimed, putting both his hands on Seamus’ cheeks before hugging his face. Eventually he tried to wiggle out of the hold so Seamus would put him down and when he did, Reilly looked up, confused. "Where’s papa?"
Seamus smiled “That’s right, Barko!” he grinned happily and then kissed Reilly’s lips softly. “Yer wanna play with Catsby?” he asked as he put the boy down and the cat walked into the room, rubbing up against the little boy but hissing in Seamus’ general direction. “Papa? He’s at school, college…studying” Seamus said with a smile before crouching down next to Reilly with a smile “Wanna play a game?”.